I’m almost back on the vegan bandwagon, If only I could stop eating delicious gummy vitamins!!! The vegan version are so much more expensive…alas, We all have to make sacrifices for great poop!
I know what your thinking, TMI… you are 100% correct, but I”m also not going to lie to you about my vegan life and why I love it so much. Vegan poop, unlike any other poop you could ever have is amazing! I’m not even sure how to describe the experience, however, even though you will deny it up and down, I know deep down inside, you know exactly what I’m talking about when I say amazing pooping experience.
Aside from great poops, I have twice the energy I used to have, I feel happier, elated you might even call it!! I didn’t have to drag my butt to the gym today, I was so excited to get on the treadmill I actually ran out of my car, into the gym and straight into my workout! I finished my 5K in record time, lifted weights for half an hour and came home beaming rays of sunshine!!! I swear to G-d this energy is better than drugs! (disclaimer, I have no way to back this since I have never had drugs, but I imagine it’s better than they are)
Going to the Dr. is now a pleasant experience. Aside from having lost 40 pounds, my Dr. also tells me I have the blood pressure of a 2 year old, which is apparently the ish of blood pressure! I’m far from ever getting Diabetes, and I basically only have good cholesterol in my body. To add to the miracle of the vegan diet, my dentist tells me my gums are magically healing after years and years of fighting gum disease!
Why is life so good right now? Oh yeah, because I’m eating a vegan diet…
So recap, AMAZING poop, INCREDIBLE energy, MIRACULOUSLY healthy…what’s not to love? I urge you to try it, after your first Vegan poop…you will think twice before going back…
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